John Urquhart

Oysters On The N Train

I became a New York celebrity for a day when I shucked and ate a raw oyster on the subway in April 2014. This was technically not a hoax, because I actually did eat an oyster on the subway. The video documenting the act was accurately titled, "Guy Shucking Oysters On The N Train."

Guy Shucking Oysters On The N Train

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Mystery Zone

Congratulations, you've made it to the Mystery Zone. The old rules of this website no longer apply. Here are some things I've animated and illustrated in no order whatsoever.

It’s a mess.

In 2006, I drew this hand turkey for a drawing class. In the past decade it's crawled to the top of the Google Image search rankings for "hand turkey," getting as high as #4 in the world. Sadly, it's yet to crack the number one spot.